121 – Hot Dumpster Juice

Tarzan BoyAlex Sings & the Best 80’s Songs
Tommy and Allison’s favorite song, “Playing with the boys” is featured again, to Alex’s dismay. Tommy has audio of Alex singing the song. Alex tries to throw in some of HIS favorite 80’s songs, but they don’t go over so well. It’s then that Tommy reveals Alex made his OWN version of “Playing with the boys”.

Allison Has a Four Day Long Date
For once on the show, Alex isn’t the one with the horrible date story. Allison went on a four day “date” that reeks of a “sadman” novel. Ironically “playing with the boys” started the whole downward spiral of a tale that involves: being told not to drink, being told what to eat and a boat. Find out if she gets a second date.

We Improve Reality TV & Tommy’s Workout Playlist
After a brief discussion on what a proper dating reality show involving your ex’s should be like, Tommy and Allison discover that Alex attempted a spin class. Though he got off the bike for 10 minutes of it, he CLAIMS that he “killed it”. After getting frustrated with Alex, Tommy gets bored and starts playing his workout playlist, while the NDY crew discusses proper etiquette at the gym. (Note, do NOT attempt to talk to Allison when she’s on the machines)

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120 – Nip Rip

Matty DanzaAllison Has A HUGE Announcement
Allison takes a moment to share something very personal with the audience. Trying to recap it with mere words can’t do it justice. Unfortunately, Alex overreacts in the typical Alan fashion. Plus, pick the “Summer song of 2017!”

Tony Danza’s Brother & Soft Porn
Alex apologizes profusely to Eric & Stacey, Tom & Dan, Samantha, LGeezy and others after Tommy makes him feel guilty for not Tweeting. Allison is shocked to learn that the REAL reason he’s not tweeting is because he’s obsessed with Soft Porn on HBO (Alex claims it’s that Twitter is blocked at his work, but we all know it’s soft porn). Alex reviews one of the “films” he watched in excruciating detail. Throughout the tale, we find out that Allison was hit on by a celebrity’s brother when she was in LA. She’s a “great dancer.”

Would you rather
To Alex’s dismay, Tommy has brought back “would you rather,” even forcing Alex to write some of his own. It’s during this segment where you discover how twisted this trio is. Play along at home, here’s a preview: Giving up sex to marry your favorite celebrity, burning children alive to gain wealth or fame, and which way to die… This segment is sick, enjoy!

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119 – Playing With The Boys

playing with the boysAlex is a Jinx
Tommy starts off the show by explaining all of the things Alex has jinxed over the years, including sadly, his new God-Daughter. Appalled, Allison starts regretting her decision to come back to the show.

Tommy’s New Obsession
Tommy needs some serious female advice from Allison. He has become obsessed with a song, but it worried how women might view him for listening to it. To make matters worse, he does some research and finds out WHY the song originally became famous in the 80’s. In addition to a ton of insults about him, you also get to hear Tommy sing.

Allison Has Trouble on the Bus
Allison randomly decided to take a shady bus to NYC. Why was it shady you ask? Well, for starters there’s a gentleman in the back row doing something incredibly disgusting – for FOUR HOURS.

Alex Has a Boyfriend
Alex still is trying to befriend the homeless he passes by in D.C. He bought one of them a gift this week. It doesn’t go well. Plus, he went out to lunch with a “male friend,” and all hell breaks loose when a family at a nearby table start commenting on Alex and his lifestyle choices.

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118 – CrossFit Shorts

crossfit shortsTommy Hates People
Allison is out at a bachelorette party and Tommy asks, “why would she be celebrating her friend making the worst decision of her life?”  Tommy discloses that he’s actually just annoyed with people in general, except a woman he met earlier in the day during a dog walk – a woman he made a TERRIBLE first impression on. Naturally, he internet stalked her and now knows her entire life. This leads to a VERY important conversation about the best types of shorts women can wear.

Alex vs Cyclists
Alex has a verbal altercation with several cyclists, that escalates quickly, resulting with one cyclist in the middle of the street on the ground. It doesn’t end there. Find out why Alex had to go to the police station.

Alex got a new job recently in downtown Washington DC.  He decides that he’s going to make friends with all of the homeless people he crosses on his way to work. Tommy thinks Alex is nuts, but Alex INSISTS the bums are out to get him.

Alex’s New Dog Walker
Alex gets a new dog walker, but based on the notes he leaves after his walks every day, Alex and Tommy aren’t quite sure about his mental stability. After doing some brief internet stalking, the birth of a new phone character is upon us, and he can’t quite get his “personality” down, you won’t want to miss our newest fan.

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117 – Alexa ChubHub

allison wrukAllison Wruk
This might be our longest show ever. The reason it’s so long is that it kept getting funnier and funnier the longer we talked.

Comedian Allison Wruk joins us and we talk about everything from being a stand up comedian in LA, dreams about Dolly Parton dying, Alex getting several new nicknames, professional wrestling, Disney rides and we ask, “Is Jesus gay?” and what the hell is poutine?

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Hideout Rewind #3

The Hideout Real Radio 104.1The last rewind… for now.

  • A battle of intern and producer commercials – It’s like Christmas in July!
  • The one question interview with fingerjoust.com turns in to a long form improv segment with Tommy and Alex.
  • A Fatman Diary featuring a female love interest wearing British Knight sneakers and a ton of cringe-worthy Chunkisms
  • Tommy has problems with his upstairs neighbors. Then a discussion of the INSANE people that lived in Tommy and Alex’s apartment complex.
  • A Fatman Diary from Halloween. Do not miss this classic episode.
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Hideout Rewind #2

The RawkerAnother look back!

  • Tommy and Alex/Chunks argue about their apartment and interactions with 7-11 employees. Tommy is an arrogant ass.
  • A Fatman Diary that asks, “where did IT go?”
  • Tommy berates an in-studio guest.
  • Alex has a mishap at the carwash
  • A Fatman Diary about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Featuring “The Rawker
  • PLUS, a VERY special guest, that has never been on the podcast, makes a surprise appearance at the end! Don’t miss this guest!
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Hideout Rewind #1

The Hideout Real Radio 104.1A look back, with commentary, to 2005 when The Hideout was on Real Radio 104.1. Tommy and Alex play some of their favorite bits and add in what was going on behind the scenes. Hot celeb guys, Ringworm, a demo tape from London, Tommy’s son calls in and so much more.

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116 – Handful of Needles Petting Gino

Gino Needles
Phone Test Guy
A brand new caller opens the show (since Alex can’t hit a button properly) and he might just be the best caller yet. He and Tyrone help Tommy and Ryan list Alex’s long list of many recent losses, starting off with RageAgainstTwit insisting that Alex owes him money. From there we go into Tommy’s slaughtering of Alex in Words with Friends, and finally Alex’s girlfriend beating him in pinball the first time she ever played.

Alex Killed Chris Cornell

After getting rejected for yet another job opportunity, Alex went on a tirade, cursing out God and telling him to leave him alone, which as you’ll hear, inadvertently causes the death of beloved singer, Chris Cornell. We also find out he has a weird fetish for Melissa McCarthy, but ONLY when she pretends to be Sean Spicer. You might even find out some other sexual tid-bits about the NDY crew!

Alex is a Telemarketer
Following a brief discussion of whether or not Prince was overrated or not (Alex also killed Prince by the way); Tommy suggests that Alex might only be suited to be a telemarketer, and they decide to role-play a call with a VERY special test guest. Does Alex make the sale? What does Phone Test Guy think? Will Tommy kill Alex someday?!

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115 – A.C.W.

Fez Whatley

Fez Whatley

Comedian Allison Wruk
Tommy and Alex are a bit off for the show as they were out late watching comedian Allison Wruk. Unfortunately though, Allison was the ONLY funny comedian that they saw. Strap in as you’ll hear a recap that you’d think wasn’t even possible for a modern comedy show.

Alex vs. Cystic Fibrosis
After playing some voicemails from one of Tommy’s friends, who claims Alex owes him $500,000,000 or a Nintendo switch after causing him to crash his car, Alex recaps his day of volunteering for Cystic Fibrosis. Alex’s girlfriend makes him volunteer to semi-counter the fact that he’s a horrible human being. Being Alex however, he still manages to take a good concept, and totally destroy a sick person’s day. It’s VERY cringe worthy as Alex the Ape describes the events that could ONLY happen to him on volunteer day.

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