109 – Falcon Punch

condomAlex Wins the Super Bowl
What’s that you ask? Yes, Alex single handedly won the Super Bowl for Tom Brady by rooting so hard against him last week, resulting in “chunk’s luck” causing the Patriots to deal out a “Falcon Punch”. Tommy and Ryan have a ball with the fact that Alex had to watch his nemesis live through the greatest Super Bowl comeback off all time.

Alex harasses James Gray
James Gray from Gray Matter with James Gray on WPRK gives a shout out to Alex, who insists on requesting a 90’s alt song…even though James doesn’t have that type of show format. Alex of course, doesn’t care about anyone but himself, proving what an asshole he is. Ryan is bewildered after Tommy reveals that most show hosts in radio sleep around with each other. Tommy then gives some inside gossip about IHeartMedia shows in Orlando that have cheated on their spouses and slept together. Then it’s revealed that Alex never uses a condom, and they both compare war stories about their sexual condom less conquests.

Tony Guerra, Talon, is out of Jail
An old listener who used to call Alex incessantly, is being released from prison after serving a sentence for hoarding child porn (sadly, not a joke). Tommy believes that the listener will start right where he left off, calling Alex. And it just so happens, Talon calls in! Also, Tommy JUST realizes that there are cheat aps for Words with Friends, and Babbling Brooke’s co-host calls in, and “John Ra” does NOT disappoint.

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