Allison Has A HUGE Announcement
Allison takes a moment to share something very personal with the audience. Trying to recap it with mere words can’t do it justice. Unfortunately, Alex overreacts in the typical Alan fashion. Plus, pick the “Summer song of 2017!”
Tony Danza’s Brother & Soft Porn
Alex apologizes profusely to Eric & Stacey, Tom & Dan, Samantha, LGeezy and others after Tommy makes him feel guilty for not Tweeting. Allison is shocked to learn that the REAL reason he’s not tweeting is because he’s obsessed with Soft Porn on HBO (Alex claims it’s that Twitter is blocked at his work, but we all know it’s soft porn). Alex reviews one of the “films” he watched in excruciating detail. Throughout the tale, we find out that Allison was hit on by a celebrity’s brother when she was in LA. She’s a “great dancer.”
Would you rather
To Alex’s dismay, Tommy has brought back “would you rather,” even forcing Alex to write some of his own. It’s during this segment where you discover how twisted this trio is. Play along at home, here’s a preview: Giving up sex to marry your favorite celebrity, burning children alive to gain wealth or fame, and which way to die… This segment is sick, enjoy!