84 – Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door

Courtney is back!
Show favorite Courtney is back in studio! But before they get to her, Tommy explains how it’s a hassle to even be friends with Alex as exampled with his latest story. Alex tried to tell an abortion joke at a Baby’s R Us. Was it funny? Did it go over well?! No, of course not. But Tommy and Courtney’s reactions are priceless.

Is she faking?Uncle Vinny
Alex takes the opportunity to ask Courtney her take on his neighbor that likes to have loud sex early in the morning. Risking betraying women everywhere, Courtney spills the beans on what different noises during sex mean, when they’re faking, and what you need to look out for if you try to “Knock on Heaven’s door” too quickly. You might also hear an embarrassing story or two that may or may NOT have actually happened (if anyone asks) from Tommy, Alex, & Courtney.

A New Career for Alex
Courtney says that she felt badly for only helping Alex’s girlfriend Phyllis with her advice last time… of course that advice was just listing off different men she’d be better off dating than Alex (including a convicted felon). To redeem herself, she prepared a few different career “opportunities” that she thinks Alex would be PERFECT for. Uncle Vinny calls in a few times with some suggestions of his own, and a few new jokes from his Joke U, university. Find out what a Bar Scarecrow is and more!

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