85 – Mr. Moneybags

pink-monsterRyan Returns
Yep, he’s back…and in a baseball uniform? Odd, but we’ll get to that later because something much more pressing needs to be addressed… Kate Quigley. It’s no secret that NDY are huge fans of hers, but Tommy finds an amazing video of her playing basketball in high heels, a truly amazing feat! Tommy and Alex comment on how truly talented Kate is and wish she’d come to the East coast to see her standup. Tommy also supplies a new quote from Alex’s “girlfriend” Eden Dranger who has some truly memorable Tweets (Don’t worry we don’t rip you off Eden!)

Batter Up
Ryan is trying to relive his youth by joining an adult baseball league. He neglected to change and even wore a cup to the show, which he clearly stuffed. Tommy and Alex can’t help but to call out how ridiculous he looks, and make some jokes at his expense. Tommy comments how he hates movies, and they end up like most of his dates… expensive and an hour and 45 minutes of boredom.

ANOTHER wedding
Alex hates phones, so much so that a special caller chimes in ON THE PHONE to annoy Alex. After he calms down, Alex describes a mishap he had talking on the phone with his girlfriend Phyllis. She made the mistake of calling him and putting him on speaker phone… with her entire family listening. What results is one of the most awkward moments you’ll ever hear. On top of that, Alex made an ass of himself at Phyllis’ sister’s wedding and proves to be truly wretched.

The Pink Monster
Ross from A mediocre Time with Tom and Dan inquired on a forum what happened to Alex’s old car that he had in Florida. The story of this car and it’s exploits are almost movie worthy. It started off Pink, and ended up as a two toned gray and red monster with a neon sign on the back. With cops, poop, and garbage tales, you will NOT want to miss the journey of the Pink Monster.

Alex is Rich?
Alex and Ryan get into a bit of a heated debate about him missing the show and how Alex handled it, Tommy chimes in on how he’s sick of hearing Alex complain all the time about money. Taken aback, Alex finds out that Tommy and Ryan think Alex is rich. Though he tries to deny it, you’ll have to be the judge. Is he rich, or is he just an idiot (or both!)

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