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142 – That’s Not How It Works Getting Horny

Tommy HollywoodThe Gift
Alex makes a pact before the show, swearing off speaking this week, since Tommy and Allison despise him. The pact lasts about 56.8 seconds as Tommy has a clip featuring famous director Jeffery Johnson, and a long testimonial as to how the Tommy Hollywood Mug has saved his life. This upsets Alex, but what sends him over the top is a wedding gift from one of the listeners. Would you want one of these gifts in your house?

Tommy Gets Read His Miranda Rights
The cops came to Tommy’s house and labeled him as a person of interest in a murder. Alex tries to make jokes, but is quickly shot down, and the tale of Tommy and his murder rap unfolds to an astonished Allison. Hear how the cops accused Tommy of several crimes, the “evidence” they had against him, the interrogation and more. It’s a crazy story.

After a horrifically revealing into the private life of Tommy, we find out he was forced to watch a compilation of his friend’s 3-way sex tapes with his wife. Yeah, this is pretty shocking, but brings up a good debate, would you be able to have casual three ways in a marriage? Then Allison recaps her weekend with comedian and fellow podcaster Kari Martin. She invited Allison to a special event. During the event Allison did something incredibly embarrassing…