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84 – Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door

Courtney is back!
Show favorite Courtney is back in studio! But before they get to her, Tommy explains how it’s a hassle to even be friends with Alex as exampled with his latest story. Alex tried to tell an abortion joke at a Baby’s R Us. Was it funny? Did it go over well?! No, of course not. But Tommy and Courtney’s reactions are priceless.

Is she faking?Uncle Vinny
Alex takes the opportunity to ask Courtney her take on his neighbor that likes to have loud sex early in the morning. Risking betraying women everywhere, Courtney spills the beans on what different noises during sex mean, when they’re faking, and what you need to look out for if you try to “Knock on Heaven’s door” too quickly. You might also hear an embarrassing story or two that may or may NOT have actually happened (if anyone asks) from Tommy, Alex, & Courtney.

A New Career for Alex
Courtney says that she felt badly for only helping Alex’s girlfriend Phyllis with her advice last time… of course that advice was just listing off different men she’d be better off dating than Alex (including a convicted felon). To redeem herself, she prepared a few different career “opportunities” that she thinks Alex would be PERFECT for. Uncle Vinny calls in a few times with some suggestions of his own, and a few new jokes from his Joke U, university. Find out what a Bar Scarecrow is and more!

77 – Courtney

chyna bowling ballLong time friend Courtney shows up to add a female perspective to the show. Tommy and Alex start recapping their holiday and share an update about their good friend Matt Albert, who is upset with Alex, as he’s only spending 2 days in FL for his wedding, allowing for NO time to do anything else. Tommy points out how Alex never takes any time out for vacations, not even a friend’s wedding.

Suitors for Phyllis
Speaking of weddings, Courtney chimes in about Ryan’s wedding and how she got a chance to speak with Alex’s girlfriend, Phyllis. Apparently, when Alex went to the bathroom many times during the wedding due to being a hyper-alcoholic, Tommy and Courtney spoke to Phyllis about how she could do much better than him. Shocked, Alex tries to defend himself as Courtney lists off several friends of hers that she believes, would be better boyfriends for Phyllis.

Trouble with kids and farting
Alex recaps how his Saturday was hijacked by friends who needed him to watch their kids. Like something out of the movies, Alex has a crazy, insane adventure involving bowling alleys the Special Olympics, and getting into a fight with two random 8 year olds. Tommy shares an incident that happened to him during yoga class that makes him look bad not matter what he does. Listen, and decide what you would do!

54 – Uncle Dickie

alex-shortsGraduation Party
Tommy, Alex and Ryan traveled over an hour to their friend Geoff’s graduation party. His father and uncle cause awkward moments for Tommy and Alex. Plus, Alex irritates Ryan’s fiance. This is segment will make you cringe from the awkwardness.

Ryantology & The Fake Dad
Alex is having problems. Ryan, Tommy and Geoff tell him he needs to embrace Ryantology. Alex is at a kids basketball game and is mistaken for one of the fathers and an insulting moment ensues. An update on Ryan’s weight loss challenge. Plus, Geoff pisses off Ryan and ruins the show in the process.