Tag: dc improv

90 – Pray For Orlando

OrlandoStay Strong Orlando
When the day started we weren’t sure if or how we would address the mass shooting that occurred in Orlando last night.  We decided to go on just to talk about how we felt, and also because we shouldn’t change who we are when these tragedies hit.  We discuss in great depth the tragedy, possible reasons it happened, how we feel as regular people, and most importantly our personal love for the great city of Orlando

Phyllis’ Birthday
Alex’s girlfriend Phyllis had a birthday last week.  Quick question:  Do you think Alex came through as a knight in shining armor, or do you think he totally botched it and wrecked her day making it all about him?  With a crazy story about JB Smoove, a rouge delivery driver, a trip to the mall, and cake that makes his girlfriend cry, after this story you’ll definitely realize you’re a better boyfriend than Alex is.

79 – Brent Morin & Jason Collings

Brent MorinTommy starts off noting that Alex is a little on edge and filled with negative energy, to which Alex immediately rebuts by going on an angry crazed rant. Tommy supplements his claim by recapping their entire journey to see Jason Collings and Brent Morin at the DC Improv which included:  Alex showing up early and wearing a full suit, pissing off Tommy by not knowing what Uber is, giving the Uber driver creepy compliments and criticizing everyone.

Jason Collings and Brent Morin
Tommy and Alex give a thorough recap of their experience at the DC Improv for the Brent Morin show.  Alex tries to explain why Brent was so refreshing compared to other comedians and Tommy admits that he may have accidentally groped Brent. Plus, Tommy offends a woman by insulting her job.

Ryan in paradise
Ryan recaps his honeymoon in the Dominican and how horrific Americans act while at resorts.  Besides having to deal with Ryan, his new bride went through EVERYONE’s worst nightmare while getting changed in hotel room.

It’s Not A Music Show
After recalling some old memories from working in the FCC witchunt era, Alex thanks their old Florida co-worker SBK for following him on Twitter, then immediately goes downhill and curses everyone else who dares to challenge him (aka not follow) on the social network. Tommy has a new popular pop song that he’s obsessed with. Alex immediately hates it and in the end, challenges actor Chris Pratt to a fight, leaving Tommy and Ryan dumbfounded at the end of the show.

65 – French Toast & Asian Massage Parlors

asian massageBad Nudity
For WHATEVER reason, the show starts off with nudity! Not ours, that’s gross. More like the recent stream of naked reality shows on tv, which we can’t get enough of. Ryan suggests the idea of an all naked TV network complete with a naked judge Judy and Biggest Loser in the buff! While looking up some famous nude scenes and declaring their hatred for Mr. Skin, we find that moderators for porn sites are quite… quite creepy and of COURSE we read off the best for you! Ryan finds a website where you can find out if your local massage parlor gives out sexual favors. While digging around they find a disgusting subculture of reviewers and specific vernacular all with the goal of finding that perfect “jug tug”.

Tommy’s Birthday

Alex gives Tommy a gift for his birthday, as he recaps all of the well wishes he personally received from celebrities, and all of his friends except one… good job Ryan. Tommy is annoyed as Alex’s luck gets them snared in TWO unwanted conversations on the train while going to see Ron Funches and Shane Torres at the DC Improv. You WON’T want to miss their review of the show, as well as a few French lessons from new caller CeCe Bon.