Tag: dogs

113 – 80 Pound Greyhound

Greyhound

Tommy Has “WrestleMania”
For some reason, Tommy discloses that he’s going to be watching WrestleMania 33 later that night.  He also backed out of a date Friday night to watch the WWE Hall Of Fame wrestling inductions. Incredulous, Alex sits back in horror as Tommy and Ryan reminisce about wrestling days of yore.

Alex’s Secret Best Friend
Tommy invited Alex’s girlfriend, Phyllis, to the movies.  Phyllis ended up invited a few of her friends, including someone named “Garland” that she says is Alex’s “other best friend.”  Tommy bought the tickets and is under the impression Alex would foot the bill.  Before the debate on who should pay is resolved, Tommy busts out a clip from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan where comedian Ross McCoy recaps a stunt that “Chunks” had to endure on the old show.  If you want to hear the goods on what an intern goes through on radio, you’re not going to want to miss this segment (hint, it involves pubes)

Alex Audio Clips and Ryan’s dogs
Our listeners are the best.  They never fail to capture every perverted/gross/Hitler related comment Alex makes, and mash them into grossly inappropriate perverted clips.  Uncle Vinny  hosts some of the best we’ve ever had.  Ryan is in a bit of a jam, as his wife wants to get ANOTHER dog (making a total of 5 other animals in the house).  He’s not sure how to tell her, but Tommy and Alex have a sure fire “communication method” that’s sure to hit the mark.

97 – Corolla 3:16 Means…

Corolla 3:16Corolla 3:16 Means, I Just Beat My Dog
For once, Alex doesn’t mess up the show open, though it’s definitely one to remember, as the NDY crew can’t help but burst out in laughter during the show open. Tommy notices that Alex and Gino (his new dog) aren’t necessarily getting along so well this week. Tommy accuses Alex of abusing his dog after a thunderstorm. Alex then has dreams about hurting his dog. He blames Tommy for “getting in his head”. Is Alex really a dog beater? Uncle Vinny, Tyrone AND Alex’s Sub-conscious call in to voice their opinions.

Should Celebrities be allowed to cheat?
Alex has a crazy theory about RG3 and how he will become a superstar now that he’s divorced. After a crazy convoluted path of logic, Alex tries to explain the “hierarchy of hotness” in regards to cheating celebrities. Is he a genius, or a misogynistic idiot?

Alex vs. the Hornets
Now, we’re not talking the basketball hornets. Alex had a run-in with a hive of yellow jackets, capped off with a dazed trip to Home-Depot and an accidental poisoning. You’ll love to hear this painful story!

55 – Coach You Ready?

Big Time In Hollywood FloridaNew Songs
Tommy starts off playing NEW songs about Alex and Ryan. Neither is happy about their new theme songs. The guys try to make Alex less negative by reading enlightening him with several Ryantology quotes. Plus, Alex was invited to be the announcer for a baseball game – a baseball game played by 5 year old kids. There was no audio equipment, and he almost crippled an older man. Luckily, we have audio of it all!

Big Time In Hollywood, FL
After the break, Tommy talks about his favorite new show Big Time In Hollywood, FL. Tommy loves the show and the guys accuse him of stalking one of the stars of the show. Find out why he loves the show so much!

Also this week, Tommy was a local high school. He wishes he could go back to High School. The guys reminisce about why High School was so great, plus their first sexual experiences. The show closes with Ryan’s “shitty” week. His dogs are making his life very difficult…