Tag: phyllis

90 – Pray For Orlando

OrlandoStay Strong Orlando
When the day started we weren’t sure if or how we would address the mass shooting that occurred in Orlando last night.  We decided to go on just to talk about how we felt, and also because we shouldn’t change who we are when these tragedies hit.  We discuss in great depth the tragedy, possible reasons it happened, how we feel as regular people, and most importantly our personal love for the great city of Orlando

Phyllis’ Birthday
Alex’s girlfriend Phyllis had a birthday last week.  Quick question:  Do you think Alex came through as a knight in shining armor, or do you think he totally botched it and wrecked her day making it all about him?  With a crazy story about JB Smoove, a rouge delivery driver, a trip to the mall, and cake that makes his girlfriend cry, after this story you’ll definitely realize you’re a better boyfriend than Alex is.

84 – Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door

Courtney is back!
Show favorite Courtney is back in studio! But before they get to her, Tommy explains how it’s a hassle to even be friends with Alex as exampled with his latest story. Alex tried to tell an abortion joke at a Baby’s R Us. Was it funny? Did it go over well?! No, of course not. But Tommy and Courtney’s reactions are priceless.

Is she faking?Uncle Vinny
Alex takes the opportunity to ask Courtney her take on his neighbor that likes to have loud sex early in the morning. Risking betraying women everywhere, Courtney spills the beans on what different noises during sex mean, when they’re faking, and what you need to look out for if you try to “Knock on Heaven’s door” too quickly. You might also hear an embarrassing story or two that may or may NOT have actually happened (if anyone asks) from Tommy, Alex, & Courtney.

A New Career for Alex
Courtney says that she felt badly for only helping Alex’s girlfriend Phyllis with her advice last time… of course that advice was just listing off different men she’d be better off dating than Alex (including a convicted felon). To redeem herself, she prepared a few different career “opportunities” that she thinks Alex would be PERFECT for. Uncle Vinny calls in a few times with some suggestions of his own, and a few new jokes from his Joke U, university. Find out what a Bar Scarecrow is and more!