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76 – A Hung Solo Christmas

Santa Hat VaderTommy surprises Alex with the announcement that he’s seen the new Star Wars. Not usually a Sci Fi fan, Alex is curious as to Tommy’s take on the film. Tommy starts to describe the movie, when Alex realizes something is “wrong” with the version he “saw”. You won’t want to miss Tommy’s interpretation of one of the greatest stories of all time.

New News Segment
Tommy decides to class up Not Dead Yet with a new news segment. He even dug up a brand new news bed! Alex begins to suspect that Tommy miiiiight have a different definition of “news.” In fact it seems that Tommy just wanted to play the new news bed over and over again. The news bed actually calls in to justify himself and it’s stories. Fat people on the metro? It’s news to Tommy!

Gift Exchange
Alex has thoughtfully gotten Tommy expensive Christmas gifts as he does faithfully every year and Tommy has not gotten him anything as he faithfully does every year. Tommy believes he’s come up with a new pricing scheme in order to swindle more money from his friends. Alex becomes enraged, and it only gets worse as his creepy Uncle Joey Corolla calls in to tell a very special Christmas story, which MIGHT get everyone on the show arrested. Merry Christmas assholes!

75 – BatFleck

Ben Affleck BatmanRyan Returns
After taking some time off to get married, Ryan is back in studio to explain HIS side of the story, and it’s a miracle this thing even happened. Beside the DJ playing the wrong music, people disappearing from dances, the best man almost getting them beat up, AND getting into fights with drunken motorists.there’s one thing that Ryan forgets that almost seals the deal for the whole thing being called off.

Domestic Violence and BatFleck
Alex goes into a highly disturbing story of witnessing domestic violence…and choosing to do nothing about it because he felt “it wasn’t his day to be intervene…” Ryan and Tommy can’t quite put into words how awful Alex is after divulging the horrific details of what happened below his apartment. While trying to forget what they just heard, Tommy gets a little confused about his Sci-Fi knowledge and might get a few things mixed up that will probably piss most of you Spock Vader fans off.

Another New Hit
Tommy finds a treasure trove of Karaoke videos from the worst most horrible duet in the world. Last week’s nugget pales in comparison to the tracks that our new favorite singing group provides. In the spirit of trying to keep up, Tommy decides to make his very own karaoke remixes that pretty much end out the show making everyone laugh so much… Enjoy your early Christmas gift from NDY!

63 – It’s Artistic

Alex at workThe show starts off with goofiness throughout as Tommy, Ryan and Alex lose it during the intro laughing at their favorite show Big Time in Hollywood FL. They then quickly make a u-turn and begin to point out each other’s various flaws, starting off with Tommy being a social “two-face”, Ryan losing all ability to appreciate hot chicks due to his engagement, and Alex being a dirty, one suit wearing slob at work. Plus, we reminisce radio stories by looking at old photos of Alex.

True to form, Tommy and Ryan offer their usual “encouragement” when Alex is concerned that his eating habits, consisting of high amounts of complex carbs, aren’t helping him lose weight. Tommy is bewildered that people still like star wars, and how hot actresses turn into androgynous male/female hybrids when they get old…ugh. Plus an update with new show favorite Robert from Promotens.