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110 – Pac and Me Be Cool

Robert from PromotionsOld Listeners
Ryan is absent and Alex receives a call from former listener and convicted pedophile “Talon” aka Tony Guerra, to update him on his life. Tommy finds out an old listener blocked him on facebook, and promptly returns the favor. Then the guys play audio Ryan sent in. They get in to Ryan’s psyche and wonder if he’s gone insane.

Fighting with People Online
Tommy and Alex talk about the fake profile, Robert from Promotions, and how dumb people get in to arguments with him. Dewd bro! They also talk about getting sucked in to fighting with other idiots and the insane comments people leave online.

@TrainWruk
Tommy has been following comedian Allison Wruk (@trainwruk) on Snapchat and Twitter. He has been a fan of hers since he and Alex saw her do stand up online a few years ago. They were perplexed at how she is so funny and her ex-boyfriend was the ABSOLUTE WORST comedian of all time. To prove just how awful he is, Tommy plays some of his material. Not to be outdone, Tommy plays a clip of Alex’s former best friend doing stand up comedy, trying to figure out who is worse. On the other end of the spectrum, Tommy fills us in on his lunch with a big star when he was in LA a few weeks ago. Find out if YOU would get along with Bill Stevenson, after Tommy recaps his tale.

109 – Falcon Punch

condomAlex Wins the Super Bowl
What’s that you ask? Yes, Alex single handedly won the Super Bowl for Tom Brady by rooting so hard against him last week, resulting in “chunk’s luck” causing the Patriots to deal out a “Falcon Punch”. Tommy and Ryan have a ball with the fact that Alex had to watch his nemesis live through the greatest Super Bowl comeback off all time.

Alex harasses James Gray
James Gray from Gray Matter with James Gray on WPRK gives a shout out to Alex, who insists on requesting a 90’s alt song…even though James doesn’t have that type of show format. Alex of course, doesn’t care about anyone but himself, proving what an asshole he is. Ryan is bewildered after Tommy reveals that most show hosts in radio sleep around with each other. Tommy then gives some inside gossip about IHeartMedia shows in Orlando that have cheated on their spouses and slept together. Then it’s revealed that Alex never uses a condom, and they both compare war stories about their sexual condom less conquests.

Tony Guerra, Talon, is out of Jail
An old listener who used to call Alex incessantly, is being released from prison after serving a sentence for hoarding child porn (sadly, not a joke). Tommy believes that the listener will start right where he left off, calling Alex. And it just so happens, Talon calls in! Also, Tommy JUST realizes that there are cheat aps for Words with Friends, and Babbling Brooke’s co-host calls in, and “John Ra” does NOT disappoint.

101 – Fired for 10 Years

Talon - Tony GuerraFired from WTKS and Pirates Porn!

Happy Anniversary!  Yeah, we start of reminiscing how it was 10 years to the day we got fired from our old show, and how some people JUST can’t give it up.  We do recall some old memories from the last days of the old show and a mishap involving Alex, a Pirates porn, and some strange old listeners calling in. You know the ones that went to jail for kiddie porn, as well as those that have passed on.

Hideout fans are the worst – Tommy has a stalker

Speaking of listeners, one of ours happens to have a really… REALLY strange obsession with Tommy including leaving him strange voice mails.  Also, a real discussion on whether or not you should approach a famous person when you see them in real life, and some famous celebrity sightings from Tommy and Alex including Vince Vaughn and former Redskin’s coach, Joe Gibbs.

All board the Hindenburg

Aas if there wasn’t enough craziness with the NDY listeners, Alex puts out an open call to email him (acorolla@gmail.com) any interesting life stories the listeners may have for a potential new show idea.  Tommy and Ryan immediately point out how this is going to go horribly, horribly wrong, with you as the listener getting to enjoy the fallout of Alex’s horrible idea!

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