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150 – Penis Mouth

Blockbuster Video

  • Uncle Vinny opens the show, talking about Alex’s wedding
  • Alex is going to be on Tom and Dan
  • 90’s talk including favorite sitcoms, songs, and trends
  • Tommy and Alex might plan a trip to go see the last US Blockbuster Video
  • A deep discussion on the appeal of why going to a Blockbuster was so special
  • Why are pedophiles so nasty?
  • Which beaches have the hottest women? Tommy and Alex get into a debate over whether or not LA or Miami has the hottest beach babes.

Grapefruits Of Wrath

auntie angel grapefruitOur Integrity and Underage Girls
The show starts off with Alex’s Uncle Vinny calling in. Uncle Vinny owns and teaches at a cooking and joke school (Joke U University.) After the call Allison feels the need to prove to our listeners that we have “integrity” by clarifying a mistake that we made last week regarding Kelsy Grammer’s daughter, Alex takes the conversation in a really uncomfortable direction – what is the appropriate age to note when an underage actress is going to grow up hot? Their answers might surprise you, and you MIGHT get some crazy sex fetish stories from Allison too.

Grapefruit Blow Job
With all due credit to our Podcast friends Tom & Dan, we couldn’t resist putting our own spin on the “Grapefruit blow job” video. This video is disturbing to say the least, but after a brief critique and discussion on what WOULD be fun things to try in the bed (hint, not a grapefruit), Tommy makes his own remix to the now famous Auntie Angel video.

You’re the Worst, Weddings and Dating in NOVA
There’s a new season of “You’re the Worst” and the NDY crew could NOT be happier. The new season takes an interesting direction to say the least. Tommy discloses that he managed to go to dinner and not have to pay a cent AGAIN. Allison recaps a wedding, and what it’s like to date in NOVA, and Tommy and Alex have tickets to go see the new IT remake… INTEGRITY in Podcasting!

113 – 80 Pound Greyhound

Greyhound

Tommy Has “WrestleMania”
For some reason, Tommy discloses that he’s going to be watching WrestleMania 33 later that night.  He also backed out of a date Friday night to watch the WWE Hall Of Fame wrestling inductions. Incredulous, Alex sits back in horror as Tommy and Ryan reminisce about wrestling days of yore.

Alex’s Secret Best Friend
Tommy invited Alex’s girlfriend, Phyllis, to the movies.  Phyllis ended up invited a few of her friends, including someone named “Garland” that she says is Alex’s “other best friend.”  Tommy bought the tickets and is under the impression Alex would foot the bill.  Before the debate on who should pay is resolved, Tommy busts out a clip from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan where comedian Ross McCoy recaps a stunt that “Chunks” had to endure on the old show.  If you want to hear the goods on what an intern goes through on radio, you’re not going to want to miss this segment (hint, it involves pubes)

Alex Audio Clips and Ryan’s dogs
Our listeners are the best.  They never fail to capture every perverted/gross/Hitler related comment Alex makes, and mash them into grossly inappropriate perverted clips.  Uncle Vinny  hosts some of the best we’ve ever had.  Ryan is in a bit of a jam, as his wife wants to get ANOTHER dog (making a total of 5 other animals in the house).  He’s not sure how to tell her, but Tommy and Alex have a sure fire “communication method” that’s sure to hit the mark.

112- We Doin’ This Trade?

Tickled DocumentaryThe Switch Haunts Alex
Despite his horrible failure at trying to sell the brand new Nintendo Switch at a profit last week, buyers and listeners alike decided to help him out by offering trades of goods, broken junk, or just plain insults for his beloved switch. Alex’s girlfriend logged in to his phone and sent Tommy unanswered voicemails sent by potential buyers. The calls only make Alex irate.

Tickling Documentary
Not to be outdone, Uncle Vinny calls in to offer some “interesting” trades himself. Alex is not amused, and Tommy and Ryan think he needs a good laugh, maybe a tickle?! That sounds silly right? WRONG! Follow the captivating tale of the HBO documentary “Tickled” as two brave filmmakers delve into the world of competitive tickling. The documentary takes a very dark twist behind this very strange genre. It is a must see.

Alex Kills Two People
After discussing the documentary, Alex actually had an in to potentially score an interview with the villain from the Tickled documentary, however, “Chunks luck” derails it, killing two people in the process.

111 – Switch

Nintendo SwitchAlvin Corolla Simmons
After a few weeks off, NDY is back, and Alex accidentally messes up the show open, but “for real” this time as he claims. Despite being perturbed, Tommy and Ryan soldier on, jumping right into the Alex insults, making a very bold comparison to Alex and a broken Richard Simmons. The similarities are uncanny!

Alex Makes Money with the Nintendo Switch
Alex’s company has insisted everyone work new longer hours, at all times of the day and it’s wearing him thin. Alex apologizes to his twitter buddies for not being as interactive. Alex DID however make some time to engage in a money making opportunity, involving the new Nintendo Switch. Though he’s ALWAYS failed in the past during these schemes, this one is SURE to succeed.

The Most Offensive Segment Ever
After being inconvenienced at his yoga class earlier in the week, Tommy proclaims he hates childrean. Ryan and Alex then give Tommy some scenarios involving saving kids or saving hot women, or dogs, the results MAY shock you. To supplement Tommy’s case, Uncle Vinny calls in to NEEDLE Alex his horrible Switch deal, and shocks Alex with a new “Vinny-ism” which inspires a Pew-Die-Pie related Nazi bit that you will NOT want to miss. We apologize in advance.

110 – Pac and Me Be Cool

Robert from PromotionsOld Listeners
Ryan is absent and Alex receives a call from former listener and convicted pedophile “Talon” aka Tony Guerra, to update him on his life. Tommy finds out an old listener blocked him on facebook, and promptly returns the favor. Then the guys play audio Ryan sent in. They get in to Ryan’s psyche and wonder if he’s gone insane.

Fighting with People Online
Tommy and Alex talk about the fake profile, Robert from Promotions, and how dumb people get in to arguments with him. Dewd bro! They also talk about getting sucked in to fighting with other idiots and the insane comments people leave online.

@TrainWruk
Tommy has been following comedian Allison Wruk (@trainwruk) on Snapchat and Twitter. He has been a fan of hers since he and Alex saw her do stand up online a few years ago. They were perplexed at how she is so funny and her ex-boyfriend was the ABSOLUTE WORST comedian of all time. To prove just how awful he is, Tommy plays some of his material. Not to be outdone, Tommy plays a clip of Alex’s former best friend doing stand up comedy, trying to figure out who is worse. On the other end of the spectrum, Tommy fills us in on his lunch with a big star when he was in LA a few weeks ago. Find out if YOU would get along with Bill Stevenson, after Tommy recaps his tale.

106 – Sex Is Boring

gymAlex’s Embarrassing Gym Experience
After what’s become the new show opening of Alex screwing up hitting a simple button, Tommy gives a shout out to the White Wine True Crime podcast and Samantics, with Sam from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan, ALL of which you should check out. Alex then recaps a trip to the gym that involves gastric upset, destroying a yoga class and receives a call from Uncle Vinny.

Ryan at MagFest
Ryan’s wife got them tickets to MagFest, a local video game/comic/smelly nerd convention that takes place in the DC area. She has no interest in video games or comics. After deciding to dress up, and fully experience all that a convention has to offer, Ryan is worried that his normal wife will never want to have sex with him after seeing his nerdy side.

Sex Sucks
And not in the good way. Tommy and Alex are both bored with sex and disclose they could probably go on living with never having it again. Incredulous Ryan tries to understand how ANY male could be bored with sex, but after delving into the convoluted minds of Tommy and Alex… it might make a little more sense on why it’s better to just turn on FXX instead of having sex.

97 – Corolla 3:16 Means…

Corolla 3:16Corolla 3:16 Means, I Just Beat My Dog
For once, Alex doesn’t mess up the show open, though it’s definitely one to remember, as the NDY crew can’t help but burst out in laughter during the show open. Tommy notices that Alex and Gino (his new dog) aren’t necessarily getting along so well this week. Tommy accuses Alex of abusing his dog after a thunderstorm. Alex then has dreams about hurting his dog. He blames Tommy for “getting in his head”. Is Alex really a dog beater? Uncle Vinny, Tyrone AND Alex’s Sub-conscious call in to voice their opinions.

Should Celebrities be allowed to cheat?
Alex has a crazy theory about RG3 and how he will become a superstar now that he’s divorced. After a crazy convoluted path of logic, Alex tries to explain the “hierarchy of hotness” in regards to cheating celebrities. Is he a genius, or a misogynistic idiot?

Alex vs. the Hornets
Now, we’re not talking the basketball hornets. Alex had a run-in with a hive of yellow jackets, capped off with a dazed trip to Home-Depot and an accidental poisoning. You’ll love to hear this painful story!

84 – Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door

Courtney is back!
Show favorite Courtney is back in studio! But before they get to her, Tommy explains how it’s a hassle to even be friends with Alex as exampled with his latest story. Alex tried to tell an abortion joke at a Baby’s R Us. Was it funny? Did it go over well?! No, of course not. But Tommy and Courtney’s reactions are priceless.

Is she faking?Uncle Vinny
Alex takes the opportunity to ask Courtney her take on his neighbor that likes to have loud sex early in the morning. Risking betraying women everywhere, Courtney spills the beans on what different noises during sex mean, when they’re faking, and what you need to look out for if you try to “Knock on Heaven’s door” too quickly. You might also hear an embarrassing story or two that may or may NOT have actually happened (if anyone asks) from Tommy, Alex, & Courtney.

A New Career for Alex
Courtney says that she felt badly for only helping Alex’s girlfriend Phyllis with her advice last time… of course that advice was just listing off different men she’d be better off dating than Alex (including a convicted felon). To redeem herself, she prepared a few different career “opportunities” that she thinks Alex would be PERFECT for. Uncle Vinny calls in a few times with some suggestions of his own, and a few new jokes from his Joke U, university. Find out what a Bar Scarecrow is and more!

70 – Hairy Hole for Halloween

mattHalloween

Treats and tricks are abound at NDY with old Florida fall stories that are sure to haunt you!  Alex is concerned about a real life haunted house in his sister’s neighborhood where he’ll be trick or treating.  At that house, there was a quadruple murder.  Uncle Vinny lightens the mood and calls in with some FACTUAL truths about what Italians do at Halloween.  He doesn’t hesitate to share some of his new seasonal jokes with Tommy and Alex that will leave you positively scared stiff!

Tommy and Alex take a walk down haunted memory lane about the good times they had in FL during the fall, even when the old radio show they were on was falling apart at the seems.  You’ll want to hear this one for a behind the scenes look of what it’s like to work in radio with some of the most gorgeous women in the country.

And finally, Tommy and Alex get positively frightened after they discover that show friend  has a Halloween based pool side chat informational video, COMPLETE with a costume you won’t believe he tried to pull off.  Speaking of adults dressing up, Tommy and Alex get into a discussion about whether or not it’s cool or just pathetic to dress up after childhood on Halloween and go trick or treating.  Also, should there be rules?  These questions and more will haunt you on a very special NDY.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

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