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147 – Why You Gotta Do Do Me Like That?

Allison WrukAlex and Allison Are Having Problems
Alex starts off the show having trouble putting sentences together. Being the nice guy he is, Tommy plays new clips of Alex saying very inappropriate and embarrassing things out of context.

The guys also wonder what’s going on with Allison as she was up very late sending them text messages that didn’t make sense about how she’s close to dying and there is “no food to throw out.” Tommy wonders if it’s because he’s stolen her friend Emilie (so he claims), from the Emilie Knows Everything podcast. Things get even worse for Alex as he MORE car trouble with police officers. You have to hear this one…

Double Sided Dildos
Alex was in New York City Friday and Saturday for a friend’s bachelor party. We can’t even put in to words what happened. Cocaine, strippers giving handjobs, forced face sitting, torn underwear, shots from bad places and a hype man. Well, I guess we can put it in to words after all…

144 – Dead Plant Corn Rows

Dead plant cornrowsTrue Bobby pt.2
Allison is still in VA visiting, so you lucky people get another in-studio podcast from the very talented comedian. Alex however, couldn’t care less, as he is worried that he won’t be able to get the new God of War game before the store closes. Allison was browsing some old NDY iTunes reviews, and the only non 5 star review they received came from someone named “True Bobby”. Tommy & Alex already dedicated an episode to their hate for this person, but it pales in comparison to the hate that Allison has for said individual, sorry True Bobby, we still hate you.

Men Have Broken The Glass Ceiling
Well, sort of. Tommy has a theory that there is equal pressure on men to look just as good as women these days, meaning the double standard is gone. Allison denies this, but Tommy and Alex provide some pretty compelling arguments to the contrary. ESPECIALLY in DC. If you want to hear about the truly messed up people, that take your hard earned tax dollars every April 15, and the type of people they like to date, then you’re in for a super treat.

143 – Allison Is Back!

Allison WrukAllison in Studio
Allison is back in studio! During her visit to VA, she blessed Tommy & Alex with an in-person podcast. To reward her, Tommy & Alex immediately jump into discussing their newest obsession, JuJu the Instagram model. They are also obsessed with James Felix Raw, who takes unbelievable shots of the most gorgeous women on earth, and wonder what the ins and outs are of being a legitimate photographer.

Tommy is Ripped
Allison and Alex can’t seem to get past how ripped Tommy is. Tommy denies this by flexing during the podcast at random. In between his poses, Tommy discloses that Alex has a STRANGE, STRANGE fetish. Alex has established himself as a low class animal, however this might be the most creepiest, odd fetish of his yet.

Tommy Got A Facial/Friends with Exes
Tommy discloses that he got a facial the other day from an ex. Then the conversation gets serious. Do you like seeing your exes succeed, and is it a good or bad thing to remain close with your past loves. Also, is it better to dates lots of people, or marry you high school sweet heart? THIS AND MUCH MORE!!!!!

138 – Bisexual Backstabber

HeartTommy Is In Love
Tommy starts the show off angry at Allison. He claims he’s in love with a woman that he met via Instagram that lives in LA. He made the mistake of introducing her to Allison. Tommy is worried that Allison will “swoop in and turn her,” as Allison has a proven track record of turning the ladies in Tommy and Alex’s lives bi. Alex is further horrified to learn that Tommy actually created a mix tape for his crush – which brings nothing but ridicule from Alex and Allison.

Eric and Stacey
Alex loses it, as he finds out that one of his favorite podcasts, Eric and Stacey, made a shrine encasing one of Tommy’s “Smug Mugs.” To make him even angrier, Tommy plays audio from their podcast where they mention that their lives have increased exponentially, since receiving the mug. Alex goes on a classic rant, and can’t believe how far the “smug mug” movement has gone.

Allison Offends Joe Rogan – Tits Up, Teeth Out
Trying to keep her streak of disrupting the “Emilie Knows Everything” podcast alive, Allison passes by Joe Rogan and manages to offend him. Allison, is apparently also a hot mess after insulting random people at a horse race, and presents Tommy and Alex with THE WORST, ABSOLUTE HORRIBLE “Would You Rather” in show history… it’s REALLY disturbing. Plus, Tommy and Alex give some behind the scenes info about female fans in radio – which then disturbs Allison. WHAT A GREAT/TERRIBLE/OFFENSIVE SHOW!

137 – DJFK (Live from LAX Airport)

LAX podcastDJFK
Allison is going to Vegas, and forced us to podcast even though she’s squatting in a restricted area of LAX to Skype in.  Oddly enough, Allison hasn’t run into any celebrities, even though it’s Oscar night.  It may have to do with the fact that she’s dressed like Indiana Jones wearing John Lennon glasses.  Allison, DID have a run in with DJ James Kennedy, and we can safely mark off another celebrity on Allison’s “Harassment Bingo” list.

Alex Is Having A Son
Allison has a horrific dream, involving Phyllis, Alex, and a baby…. yeah, it’s not a scenario anyone in the world needs to have happen.  Alex gets livid at the prospect of having a child, and Tommy points out how angry Alex has been lately.

Mouth Gono
After Allison hangs up to go live the rock star lifestyle, Tommy and Alex take the show into a dark corner, and discuss STDs and how they are becoming immune to modern medicine.  Tommy and Alex further delve into the dark by imagining what the world would be like with a brand new STD.  And taking a COMPLETE plunge into the abyss of misery, Tommy describes why he’s hesitant to get into a relationship, and he makes some good points.

136 – The Most Annoying Sound in the World

newspaperCaptain Black
We start the show with a special open dedicated to Allison, and fitting because Allison got drunk AGAIN and destroyed another podcast hosted by the talented comedian Emilie Hagen. Not to be outdone, Alex embarrasses himself at the Captain Black DC premier. He upset several of the actors and crew from the movie which resulted in them giving him the look of death. Plus, we recap how embarrassing Allison was at the LA premiere where she constantly harassed writer, director and star Jeffrey Johnson for his phone number. And of COURSE Tommy is perfect.

Alex steals Tommy’s life
Speaking of Tommy, he believes that Alex is trying to steal his life. Alex started taking yoga classes, started getting back into wrestling, got a dog, watches all the shows he suggests, and Tommy is convinced Alex is trying to become him. Alex tries to repay the favor by getting Tommy a date, with a random girl he met at yoga class… even though neither had never met this girl before, and Tommy isn’t even in the class.

Tom the Dom
The female fans of NDY have a theory going that Tommy is a Dom. Warning – Tommy says some pretty gross things in this segment. Alex gets upset that the women don’t talk about him, to which Allison suggests it’s because he’s a sub, or a cuck. Alex then goes into a creepy discussion of why he enjoys cuck porn, and tops it off with an impromptu Sad Man Diary, requested by the listeners as to the famous “Newspaper” story. Be careful what you ask for.

131 – Galax The ButterBall

DC Comedy ShowAllison’s Stand Up Comedy Show
After a bit of a rough start to the show (shocker right?) Tommy and Alex delve right in to their experience at Allison’s stand-up show on Wednesday night. It was an all woman show, and after Allison’s set… well, we won’t spoil the surprise here, but the night was filled with horrible Shakespeare jokes, a snoozing audience member, and most importantly, Alex’s doppelganger shows up with an “interesting” twist.

The DC Metro
The DC public transit system is world renown for being horrible. Allison experiences first hand, what happens when the Metro, and “Chunks Luck” collide, on a very memorable late night trip home. After recapping her night, Allison winds down by singing some of her favorite songs on air.

Alex the Voice Over Artist
Usually, Tommy is the cast member that receives the most compliments from listeners. However, Alex FINALLY gets some positive feedback on his voice, and of course he takes this as an opportunity to exploit it. Alex asks Tommy and Allison for help, as he reads off copy from well known brands in order to impress his new fan. Tommy decides to “liven” up Alex’s reads a bit, and even gives him some special copy that he wrote specifically for him. Happy New Year!

130 – Rain Drop Trip Trap

Tommy Promo ShotAllison’s Back In Studio
And true to form, she’s already Christmas hammered! However, before the show can officially start, Alex demands that Tommy give him a gift for his recently passed birthday, as well as Christmas. After making Alex rant for a bit, Tommy presents Alex with a gift which Alex apparently doesn’t appreciate, as he rages into the mic at Tommy. Afterwards, the NDY crew reminisce over their favorite Christmas movies and songs as well as their most hated Christmas songs. Which ones do you agree with? Plus, Tommy created a special Christmas Show Opening!

The Room & The Disaster Artist
You’ve probably heard of these films by now, but you probably haven’t heard some of the juicy details Tommy and Alex provide, after watching both films in a 2 day span. If you HAVEN’T heard of The Room or the Disaster Artist, then prepare for a journey covering the happenings of THE WORST film ever made, and its faithful reproduction in James Franco’s latest film in The Disaster Artist

Allison’s Gifts = White Christmas

Allison recently got a job in Los Angeles working in a restaurant. She catches us up on the good, the bad, the ugly and the actors she works with. She then gives the guys special Christmas gifts. You’ll just have to listen to see how it ends up being a white (whitened?) Christmas.

129 – Throw That Whale in the Street

allison pajamasGym Falls
Everyone on the show is upset today, therefore to make themselves feel better they recap their favorite stories of witnessing people falling at the gym. Alex chimes in with his WORST fear while riding the already decrepit DC metro system, and ties it in to the TV show you never want to star in, my 600 LB life.

Allison Bombs On Stage
Allison had a bad stand-up performance at the famous flappers in LA – like she bombed HARD. To make matters worse, she bombed in front of friends and family that had never seen her perform before. EVEN worse is the humiliation of what she was forced to wear on stage… and of course a drunken inspired “Allison Rage” on her poor BF Seth. The biggest surprise of this segment, is Allison’s run-in with a real life celebrity’s wife, and you’ll be surprised to find out who it is (we’re not kidding)

Tommy Is A “Man of Mystery”
Tommy and Alex review their experience at the world famous DC Improv in Downtown Washington DC when they saw comedian Ron Funches. Ron was great, and without spoiling too much, Tommy almost gets in a fight with a random stranger at the venue. If you want a behind the scenes look into the mind of Tommy, you won’t want to miss this, as well as how one random stranger who dared to cross him, came devastatingly close to death.

110 – Pac and Me Be Cool

Robert from PromotionsOld Listeners
Ryan is absent and Alex receives a call from former listener and convicted pedophile “Talon” aka Tony Guerra, to update him on his life. Tommy finds out an old listener blocked him on facebook, and promptly returns the favor. Then the guys play audio Ryan sent in. They get in to Ryan’s psyche and wonder if he’s gone insane.

Fighting with People Online
Tommy and Alex talk about the fake profile, Robert from Promotions, and how dumb people get in to arguments with him. Dewd bro! They also talk about getting sucked in to fighting with other idiots and the insane comments people leave online.

@TrainWruk
Tommy has been following comedian Allison Wruk (@trainwruk) on Snapchat and Twitter. He has been a fan of hers since he and Alex saw her do stand up online a few years ago. They were perplexed at how she is so funny and her ex-boyfriend was the ABSOLUTE WORST comedian of all time. To prove just how awful he is, Tommy plays some of his material. Not to be outdone, Tommy plays a clip of Alex’s former best friend doing stand up comedy, trying to figure out who is worse. On the other end of the spectrum, Tommy fills us in on his lunch with a big star when he was in LA a few weeks ago. Find out if YOU would get along with Bill Stevenson, after Tommy recaps his tale.

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