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143 – Allison Is Back!

Allison WrukAllison in Studio
Allison is back in studio! During her visit to VA, she blessed Tommy & Alex with an in-person podcast. To reward her, Tommy & Alex immediately jump into discussing their newest obsession, JuJu the Instagram model. They are also obsessed with James Felix Raw, who takes unbelievable shots of the most gorgeous women on earth, and wonder what the ins and outs are of being a legitimate photographer.

Tommy is Ripped
Allison and Alex can’t seem to get past how ripped Tommy is. Tommy denies this by flexing during the podcast at random. In between his poses, Tommy discloses that Alex has a STRANGE, STRANGE fetish. Alex has established himself as a low class animal, however this might be the most creepiest, odd fetish of his yet.

Tommy Got A Facial/Friends with Exes
Tommy discloses that he got a facial the other day from an ex. Then the conversation gets serious. Do you like seeing your exes succeed, and is it a good or bad thing to remain close with your past loves. Also, is it better to dates lots of people, or marry you high school sweet heart? THIS AND MUCH MORE!!!!!

137 – DJFK (Live from LAX Airport)

LAX podcastDJFK
Allison is going to Vegas, and forced us to podcast even though she’s squatting in a restricted area of LAX to Skype in.  Oddly enough, Allison hasn’t run into any celebrities, even though it’s Oscar night.  It may have to do with the fact that she’s dressed like Indiana Jones wearing John Lennon glasses.  Allison, DID have a run in with DJ James Kennedy, and we can safely mark off another celebrity on Allison’s “Harassment Bingo” list.

Alex Is Having A Son
Allison has a horrific dream, involving Phyllis, Alex, and a baby…. yeah, it’s not a scenario anyone in the world needs to have happen.  Alex gets livid at the prospect of having a child, and Tommy points out how angry Alex has been lately.

Mouth Gono
After Allison hangs up to go live the rock star lifestyle, Tommy and Alex take the show into a dark corner, and discuss STDs and how they are becoming immune to modern medicine.  Tommy and Alex further delve into the dark by imagining what the world would be like with a brand new STD.  And taking a COMPLETE plunge into the abyss of misery, Tommy describes why he’s hesitant to get into a relationship, and he makes some good points.

136 – The Most Annoying Sound in the World

newspaperCaptain Black
We start the show with a special open dedicated to Allison, and fitting because Allison got drunk AGAIN and destroyed another podcast hosted by the talented comedian Emilie Hagen. Not to be outdone, Alex embarrasses himself at the Captain Black DC premier. He upset several of the actors and crew from the movie which resulted in them giving him the look of death. Plus, we recap how embarrassing Allison was at the LA premiere where she constantly harassed writer, director and star Jeffrey Johnson for his phone number. And of COURSE Tommy is perfect.

Alex steals Tommy’s life
Speaking of Tommy, he believes that Alex is trying to steal his life. Alex started taking yoga classes, started getting back into wrestling, got a dog, watches all the shows he suggests, and Tommy is convinced Alex is trying to become him. Alex tries to repay the favor by getting Tommy a date, with a random girl he met at yoga class… even though neither had never met this girl before, and Tommy isn’t even in the class.

Tom the Dom
The female fans of NDY have a theory going that Tommy is a Dom. Warning – Tommy says some pretty gross things in this segment. Alex gets upset that the women don’t talk about him, to which Allison suggests it’s because he’s a sub, or a cuck. Alex then goes into a creepy discussion of why he enjoys cuck porn, and tops it off with an impromptu Sad Man Diary, requested by the listeners as to the famous “Newspaper” story. Be careful what you ask for.

130 – Rain Drop Trip Trap

Tommy Promo ShotAllison’s Back In Studio
And true to form, she’s already Christmas hammered! However, before the show can officially start, Alex demands that Tommy give him a gift for his recently passed birthday, as well as Christmas. After making Alex rant for a bit, Tommy presents Alex with a gift which Alex apparently doesn’t appreciate, as he rages into the mic at Tommy. Afterwards, the NDY crew reminisce over their favorite Christmas movies and songs as well as their most hated Christmas songs. Which ones do you agree with? Plus, Tommy created a special Christmas Show Opening!

The Room & The Disaster Artist
You’ve probably heard of these films by now, but you probably haven’t heard some of the juicy details Tommy and Alex provide, after watching both films in a 2 day span. If you HAVEN’T heard of The Room or the Disaster Artist, then prepare for a journey covering the happenings of THE WORST film ever made, and its faithful reproduction in James Franco’s latest film in The Disaster Artist

Allison’s Gifts = White Christmas

Allison recently got a job in Los Angeles working in a restaurant. She catches us up on the good, the bad, the ugly and the actors she works with. She then gives the guys special Christmas gifts. You’ll just have to listen to see how it ends up being a white (whitened?) Christmas.

129 – Throw That Whale in the Street

allison pajamasGym Falls
Everyone on the show is upset today, therefore to make themselves feel better they recap their favorite stories of witnessing people falling at the gym. Alex chimes in with his WORST fear while riding the already decrepit DC metro system, and ties it in to the TV show you never want to star in, my 600 LB life.

Allison Bombs On Stage
Allison had a bad stand-up performance at the famous flappers in LA – like she bombed HARD. To make matters worse, she bombed in front of friends and family that had never seen her perform before. EVEN worse is the humiliation of what she was forced to wear on stage… and of course a drunken inspired “Allison Rage” on her poor BF Seth. The biggest surprise of this segment, is Allison’s run-in with a real life celebrity’s wife, and you’ll be surprised to find out who it is (we’re not kidding)

Tommy Is A “Man of Mystery”
Tommy and Alex review their experience at the world famous DC Improv in Downtown Washington DC when they saw comedian Ron Funches. Ron was great, and without spoiling too much, Tommy almost gets in a fight with a random stranger at the venue. If you want a behind the scenes look into the mind of Tommy, you won’t want to miss this, as well as how one random stranger who dared to cross him, came devastatingly close to death.

110 – Pac and Me Be Cool

Robert from PromotionsOld Listeners
Ryan is absent and Alex receives a call from former listener and convicted pedophile “Talon” aka Tony Guerra, to update him on his life. Tommy finds out an old listener blocked him on facebook, and promptly returns the favor. Then the guys play audio Ryan sent in. They get in to Ryan’s psyche and wonder if he’s gone insane.

Fighting with People Online
Tommy and Alex talk about the fake profile, Robert from Promotions, and how dumb people get in to arguments with him. Dewd bro! They also talk about getting sucked in to fighting with other idiots and the insane comments people leave online.

@TrainWruk
Tommy has been following comedian Allison Wruk (@trainwruk) on Snapchat and Twitter. He has been a fan of hers since he and Alex saw her do stand up online a few years ago. They were perplexed at how she is so funny and her ex-boyfriend was the ABSOLUTE WORST comedian of all time. To prove just how awful he is, Tommy plays some of his material. Not to be outdone, Tommy plays a clip of Alex’s former best friend doing stand up comedy, trying to figure out who is worse. On the other end of the spectrum, Tommy fills us in on his lunch with a big star when he was in LA a few weeks ago. Find out if YOU would get along with Bill Stevenson, after Tommy recaps his tale.

101 – Fired for 10 Years

Talon - Tony GuerraFired from WTKS and Pirates Porn!

Happy Anniversary!  Yeah, we start of reminiscing how it was 10 years to the day we got fired from our old show, and how some people JUST can’t give it up.  We do recall some old memories from the last days of the old show and a mishap involving Alex, a Pirates porn, and some strange old listeners calling in. You know the ones that went to jail for kiddie porn, as well as those that have passed on.

Hideout fans are the worst – Tommy has a stalker

Speaking of listeners, one of ours happens to have a really… REALLY strange obsession with Tommy including leaving him strange voice mails.  Also, a real discussion on whether or not you should approach a famous person when you see them in real life, and some famous celebrity sightings from Tommy and Alex including Vince Vaughn and former Redskin’s coach, Joe Gibbs.

All board the Hindenburg

Aas if there wasn’t enough craziness with the NDY listeners, Alex puts out an open call to email him (acorolla@gmail.com) any interesting life stories the listeners may have for a potential new show idea.  Tommy and Ryan immediately point out how this is going to go horribly, horribly wrong, with you as the listener getting to enjoy the fallout of Alex’s horrible idea!

100

100th Episdoe

One Hundred Episodes

We finally made it…  100 episodes!  You wouldn’t know it though by the way Alex AGAIN starts the show before anyone else was ready to actually START the show.  The show starts with some Real Radio 104.1 memories. Then Loyal listeners and show friends alike call in with their thoughts on NDY hitting 100!  Samantha Sam from A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan proves a little to “honest”, while show friends Geoff & Courtney prove just how creepy Alex really is.  Thank you to James Gray from WPRK, Tyronne, Uncle Vinny, Number One NDY Fan and many more (even an old Hideout alum!)

The Fleshlight

Ryan disturbingly brings up the fact that since his wife’s been traveling a lot, he’s taken to a new lover… it’s a fleshlight.  It’s a dildo you put your dick into, and Ryan thinks it’s normal.  Incredulous, Tommy and Alex can only rebut in shock, as Ryan spills the dirty details of his dirty “dildo for dudes”

99 – Black Mesh Shorts

DreDon’t blame Gino/Gio the dog!
Alex delays the show and sours everyone after an hour delay in which he broke the equipment and tried to blame new show addition, Gino the dog.  Tyrone calls in with a few suggestions on what they should do with Alex.  Alex reveals a HORRIBLE thing he tricked his girlfriend to believing to save a few pennies on a car repair HE was responsible for.

Babies are gross
After Alex reveals what a horrible human being he is by calling a pregnant lady at the gym “gross”, Ryan reveals ALL of the horrors of having babies.  From tearing to afterbirth, to placentas and octomom porn, it’s not quite Halloween, but these TRUE stories we find out about childbirth are definitely horrific.

Harold and Tyrone
Though not on any specific segment, Harold and Tyrone are the stars of the show this week.  Find out who Tyrone wants to take over Alex’s spot on the show, be amazed at how Harold’s hatred of Alex’s car spurred him to start a new business (with special hours for Alex).

98 – Hey Alvin

fashionMatt’s Back!

Tommy and Ryan try to figure out the other guys name, that is, after he messes up the show intro again. Show friend, former Hideout third mic and writer and all around funny man has some audio that drives Alex/ Chunks/ Alvin insane. Tommy and Ryan also found a picture of Alex with his girlfriend and her friends on Instagram. They are disgusted by how he dresses in front of her friends. They try to figure out what food he’s eating in the photo while they critique his lack of fashion sense.

Alex to the future

Alex attempts to recap a story of confrontation with the cable guy when he lets slip that while checking his credit report, there was a mistake in his file that showed he opened an account in 1972 – eight years before he was even born.  While trying to continue with his story, Tommy and Ryan are convinced that he went back in time to stop various events that would have happened in 1972, complete with an Uncle Vinny CLASSIC call-in.

Cord Cutter
Finally, Alex gets to finish his recap of his battle with the cable company, and of course it doesn’t go easily.  They NDY crew then finishes off the show with a discussion of how American ISPs take advantage of paying customers, why do some straight men speak with an “effeminate sounding” lisp.

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